Trump the Magnificent

“Never in my wildest dreams.” Maga Supporter.

The Future

President Donald Trump, just Trump, for the rest of this article. How could a character like Trump get to be president of the once great power of the United States of America. His first term should have been lesson-enough for citizens of the US. However you view President Joe Biden in the intervening four years between Trump’s two terms, an aged and stumbling Biden was still a dignified President. I cannot say that of Trump.

In a recent speech at the UN General Assembly, Trump critised everyone, from the cleaner to the European Union, oh sorry the cleaner was not critised in the speech, but the elevator was. Trump promised he would make life easier for those who voted for him, but what happened, grocery prices hit the roof. How did grocery prices shoot up, Trump’s silly tariffs did the damage. Putting ridiculous tariffs on US allies and on imports from China raised prices for all US businesses. At the end of the chain are you the consumers, it is you, the American citizens who paid for those ridiculous tariffs, increasing their cost of living. Some are just hanging on by their economic fingernails.

Smoke and mirrors, in those side shows, you had to look hard to see where you were, so many images could fool you. Just like Trump, he is all over the place you can’t tell where he is. Taco Trump is here there and everywhere. First it’s 125% then issues another executive order to quietly reduce it to 25%, or is it some other number he conjured up. No one knows where he is or what he will do next.

Forgive me, there is one person who knows where Trump is, Putin he knows, right there in Putin’s back pocket. Trump wants to be a king, so he has gone to the source, Putin! Putin is educating him, right in you know where.

China is rising, you can feel the power of their stomp echo around the world. Trump has no idea on how to deal with the stoic Chinese. He can’t; by imposing tariffs he has weakened his own country while China laughs hysterically as their buddy Trump becomes their greatest ally. Trump is too busy naval gazing to see how rich China has become, by playing the long game. In the short-term China will happily enjoy the unintended gifts from their naieve buddy, Trump.

Epstein, there is a lot of smoke being blown up someone’s posterior whenever Epstein raises his ghost. If it grabs your cat, roars like a lion but acts like a sheep, slivers quietly like a snake as your young beautiful kiddies try to escape the clutches of the wolf, trouble is brewing. Were Epstein and Trump friends, of course they were, it’s just that all the animals got in the way. Friends do fun stuff together, to furry things.

Did you hear, all those nasty people who attacked the USA seat of power, vandals attacking people and buildings. Their good friend Trump set them free. It was all about freedom and justice for criminals. Trump insisted that the justice system release his friends from the January 6th insurrection, be pardoned and be free to join him for celebrations.

Farmers should be thanking Trump for his generosity in helping them sell their farms. No big Chinese market anymore, they decided to buy from Brazil instead. Thank you Mr President, my soy beans are stored ready for you to find another big market. Oh, while you are at it Sir, please find more lovely migrant workers to work in the fields. No where to sell my crops, no workers for my fields, I have to pay more for my groceries, I can't repair my tractor, everything is so expensive - Thanks again Mr President.

Trump truly is our saviour.